Family Substitutes

        Family Substitutes                       i.   Zealous, as guardian, am I      Of Fred, (the cat), Sandy and Gemma, (Labradors), Caprice, (the goat); They form my small menagerie And are my welcome company.                      ii.   Fred is a tom-cat, black but white      Across his chest, With green-gold-amber eyes and […]

        Family Substitutes

 

                    i.

 

Zealous, as guardian, am I

     Of Fred, (the cat),

Sandy and Gemma, (Labradors), Caprice, (the goat);

They form my small menagerie

And are my welcome company.

 

                   ii.

 

Fred is a tom-cat, black but white

     Across his chest,

With green-gold-amber eyes and claws

     To scratch the best.

He sleeps by day; at night he prowls

For rates and mice, watched by hid owls.

     He flirts with farmers’ she-cats, too,

And sometimes brings

His latest conquest to my house,

Then sits and grins

With feline cool complacency,

As proof of his virility.

     Often he acts just like a dog

And joins my strolls

With them when we go out on our

     Evening patrols.

He eats dog-biscuits happily

As though a fine delicacy.

     We have a language, Fred and I,

          In which we talk

Whenever he comes in our out.

          He loves to stalk

The little birds and rabbits which

Abound in every hedge and ditch.

     Fred is quite independent, yet

          My company

Is good enough for him to share

     Such hours as he

Decides to stay at home. He knows

I think that he’s a fine fellow!.

 

                    iii.

 

Sandy, maleLabrador, is calm

          And placid as

An ox, (almost as massive too!).

     His smooth pelt has

A pale-gold texture, sleek and fine

As feather-down. Its healthy shine,

All shimmer-sheen, reflects the light.

          He has a bark

Of richest baritone. His eyes

     Are honey-dark

And friendly. On our rambles he

Keeps to the paths, quite close to me,

Unless some game, (rabbit or bird),

     Appears nearby.

Then he will ponderously make

          A half-heart try

To catch the thing although, to date,

He always seems to be too late!.

     But, should a stranger venture close

          To our lone house,

He roars a challenge – hackles raised –

          Enough to douse

The courage of all but the most

Intrepid interloper’s boast.

 

                   iv.

 

Gemma, Sandy’s half-sister mate,

          Is slighter built

With sharper face and longer snout,

     But far more skilled

At flushing birds and rabbits from

The thickets where they have their home.

She never catches them, because

     She yelps so much

In her excitement calling to

    Sandy. So such

Game as she nears is warned to run

Before she gets to grips. The fun

Of rushing through the undergrowth

     Between the trees

Is quite sufficient for her, though,

     And seems to please

Her well enough, for no dismay

Shews when her quarry gets away!.

She loves the exercise it gives

          For its own sake

And revels in her freedom’s scope.

          Often she’ll take

A stick for miles in hope that I

Will throw it for her far and high

     So she can scamper after it

          And bring it back,

Triumphantly, to earn my praise

     For that fine knack

Of making quick retrieval she

Delights to demonstrate for me.

     Her coat is redder than her mate’s,

          More feathery

About her hinder parts. She is

          More fiery

Than Sandy in her temperament;

And rather less obedient!.

     I would not have you think that she

          Is bad; but when

Compared with him its rather like

          Women and men;

     The latter very serious,

     The former more mysterious!.

 

                            v.

 

As for Caprice, my nanny-goat,

          She is a tease!.

A shaggy, young Angora-type

          Who thinks she’s

The ruler of the family

And is as wilful as can be!.

     I chain her to a concrete block,

          (Which she can pull

Around her meadow), just to keep

     Her in. No fool,

Though, sometimes she slips free from that

And prances round our habitat,

Skipping upon the window-sills

          With agile leap

And often on the roof itself

     Where not too steep!.

My fences cannot keep her in

Once she has slipped her block and chain:

And then she snaffles all my blooms

          And other plants.

Not even rose-thorns hinder her

     Hunger’s demands;

For she will eat what she can find,

Nor does she worry if I mind!.

     She is a fearless, combative

Young beast and, though

Held by her block, will bravely butt

          All those who go

Too near. (Save for myself, whom she

     Treats with familiarity

Because I keep her safe at night

     Inside her stall

And in the Winter give hewr food

     When round her all

The greenery is frosted white

And does not please her appetite).

     Sometimes she comes for walks with us –

         Sandy, Gemma,

Fred and I – she on a leash and

          Stout dog-collar –

So we must look incongruous

To those who may catch sight of us!.

     (There lives nearby a curl-horned goat

          Of massive size –

A one-horn, flat-horn, krummhorn puck

     With amber eyes

Of devilment and piebald coat –

Who’d like to kid her without doubt!).

 

                      vi.

 

These four delightful creatures are

          My family,

(Now that my own are far away

     Across the sea),

And help prevent me going mad

Whenever I should feel too sad.

They are the surrogates I use

     As substitutes

For those I want to be with me

          But whom it suits –

Or whom necessity compels –

To make their dwelling somewhere else.

      These innocent companions give

          Me all their love,

(As far as pets can do), and I

          Admit I have

Affection for them because they

Let me enjoy their company.

     For they removed much of the pain

          Which, else, had been

Too overwhelming for my heart;

          And their serene

Acceptance of my meagre state

Helped me to bear my lonely fate.

     These simple beasts were family

          When I had none,

And in their happy fellowship

     I have begun

To find the confidence and hope

To realise my talents’ scope

In writing poetry each day

     As was my dream

When I leftEnglandlate last year.

     They have been

My solace in the amplitude

OfIreland’s rural solitude.

Author: J. A. Bosworth

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